Viewers had been seeing double of Saturday Night time Stay host Miles Teller when he portrayed twins Jonathan and Drew Scott — the celebrities of the hit HGTV present Property Brothers — throughout a skit of them serving to President Donald Trump construct his new White Home ballroom.
“This week we’re taking up our largest problem but: constructing the brand new White Home ballroom,” Teller’s Drew says earlier than James Austin Johnson’s Trump joins them to ask, “So which one among you is married to New Woman and which one among you is the homosexual?
Jonathan clarifies that he’s married to Zooey Deschanel, who starred within the hit TV present, New Woman.
He then supplies background on their new development challenge. “Donald and Melania [Trump] moved into this home 9 years in the past. They had been evicted for 4 years, however they moved again in,” Jonathan says as Teller’s Drew provides, “Donald has a robust eye for inside design.”
The digicam then cuts to Trump putting gold urns in every single place. “That makes me glad. It’s essential to be glad today. Actually darkish stuff taking place on this planet. A few of it me,” Trump says.
Even after changing work within the historic constructing and paving over the grass within the Rose Backyard with stone, Drew says, “Donald and Melania nonetheless really feel like one thing’s lacking.”
“The home is barely 55,000 sq. ft and 132 rooms,” Chloe Fineman’s Melania says earlier than Trump chimes in, “We want extra space, proper, honey? We want extra space.” Melania provides, “And we’d like a ballroom as a result of, Donald, he loves to bounce.”
As for the price range for the White Home ballroom, Jonathan says Trump informed them that it was “between $350 million and infinity.” Additionally they requested the president if he wanted a allow for the development.
“Donald laughed actually exhausting,” Drew says of Trump’s response as Jonathan provides, “He mentioned, ‘I may construct this ballroom with the bones of my enemies and nobody may cease me.”
Along with the ballroom, Johnson’s Trump tells the Property Brothers that he additionally needs a hoop for MMA fights on the White Home garden.
“Official ones, but additionally informal fights within the yard. You recognize what I’m speaking about? Two mentally ailing guys simply wailing on one another,” he explains. “We will do bum fights once more. Keep in mind bum fights? We love bum fights.”
As soon as demolition received underway, Jonathan up to date that the whole East Wing was torn down in two days.
“With the federal government nonetheless shut down and so many employees furloughed, we had been capable of pressure park rangers and astronauts to do a number of the demolition,” Drew says earlier than Jonathan provides, “Sadly, the renovation hit a little bit of a snag when Donald realized he had deported all the development employees.”
“However in the long run, we’re assured the brand new ballroom shall be a shining beacon of freedom for all Individuals,” Drew says.
Though that’s a bit questionable, as Johnson’s Trump admits the ballroom will “be prepared simply in time for my third time period.” Melania notes that they “need this to be our eternally residence,” with Trump including, “Sure, as a result of we’re not leaving. We’re gonna be doing one thing referred to as coup.”
On the finish of the SNL skit, the Property Brothers ask for fee for the development work. However as a substitute of paying Drew and Jonathan, Trump asks, “Aren’t you guys from Canada?” When the brothers verify they’re, the president then calls Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers on them.
Johnson’s Trump says, “There goes ICE. We like a bigot ICE.”
