I’m Nonetheless Right here & UP Right here!

I
re-watched Postcards from the Edge
not too long ago, with Meryl Streep and Shirley MacLaine, primarily based on Carrie Fisher’s
novel. As a thinly veiled Debbie Reynolds, Shirley performs the at all times “on” and
getting old film queen. After Streep-as-Carrie sings at a welcome dwelling social gathering, guess
who decides to do a quantity, too? MacLaine’s Mommie film star selects Stephen
Sondheim’s “I’m Nonetheless Right here,” re-vamped to her legendary life!

Many
an getting old diva has sung this showbiz battle cry. I’ve seen many variations on
YouTube since watching Postcards.
Yvonne De Carlo launched the music on Broadway again in 1971, in Stephen
Sondheim’s Follies. Maybe essentially the most
well-known tackle “I’m Nonetheless Right here” is by Elaine Stritch.

It
obtained me to considering that anybody of a sure age may tailor this tune to their
life. So right here’s my hopefully humorous take as an getting old Yooper again in Higher
Michigan, aka the Higher Peninsula. After this, you readers on the market will know
a little bit extra about Rick’s actual life. Cheers!

I am Nonetheless Right here & UP Right here

Good instances and bum instances,

I’ve seen all of them and Holy Wah!

I’m nonetheless right here.

Comfortable flannel generally,

Typically simply Pringles and PBR,

However hey, it’s nonetheless beer.

A gathering of Gould youngsters in laborious knocks Higher MI! I used to be within the 2nd row, second from the appropriate, within the purple striped shirt. And I am nonetheless right here!

I’ve slipped plastic bread baggage,

In my boots.

Bummed college lunches,

3^rd grade was an actual hoot.

Seen all my desires go up in flames,

However I’m right here.

My household purchased this home the summer season of ’67 UP right here; it burned down the next February. And I am nonetheless right here!

I’ve shivered in fish shanties,

Gawked on the guys’ girlie mags,

However I’m right here.

Slept in my lengthy lingerie,

Seven months of the yr,

However I’m right here.

Little Ricky relocated within the U.P. beginning with third grade!

I cherished plaid flannel & being 23, right here with my niece as a child, who will likely be 43 in 2025!

I’ve stood in unemployment traces

With the most effective,

Watched whereas the headlines

Did their worst.

Within the Nice Recession was I
depressed?

Nowhere close to.

I cherished a Texas oilman,

And I’m right here.

My candy Texas oil man, the late Jigger Johnson. Me AKA “RG” on the left.

I’ve been by means of Oprah,

JLo and Ben’s affairs,

And I’m right here.

Ben & Jerry’s,

Outsized glasses and permed hair,

And I’m right here.

I obtained by means of Ted Nugent, Child Rock, too

Three Kardashians, Two Jenners, ewww.

Had loads of Pasties,

And Higher MI ambiance.

I’ve lived by means of Paris Hilton.

And I’m right here.

Like a variety of ’80s youth with straight hair, I simply needed to get a perm. And rinse & repeat!

I’ve gotten by means of George Senior and
George Dubya Bush,

Gee, that was enjoyable and a half.

While you’ve been by means of two Bushes,

Anything is amusing.

The Prime of the Park on the Place Lodge in Traverse Metropolis, MI for Martini Night time!

I’ve been by means of Traverse Metropolis.

I’ve traversed by means of Portlandia,

And I’m right here.

American Spirits and Martini Night time,

Nap instances and binging on Netflix,

And I’m right here.

Been known as a homo,

Faggot, too,

Bought by means of all of it as a rule.

I ought to’ve paid extra consideration in
college,

That appears clear.

Nonetheless somebody mentioned, “He has potential.”

So I’m right here.

Stocking cabinets & going to grad college at 50 was typical of Rico’s irregular path!

Within the black in the future,

Subsequent day you’re cashing out shares,

However I’m right here.

Grad college Monday,

Tuesday, you’re stocking the cabinets,

However I’m right here.

“RG” on the sting of 30, in Traverse Metropolis, MI.

First you’re one other

Massive-eyed twink,

Then somebody’s ex,

Then you definately’re camp.

Then you definately profession to profession,

Any profession!

I’m virtually by means of my memoirs,

And I’m right here.

Just like the tee shirt says, MI’s Higher Michigan AKA The U.P. is someplace particular!

I went from usually mountaineering on the PNW’s Columbia Gorge 15 years in the past to tripping on three steps 1 yr in the past right here in Higher MI, breaking my leg!

Ricky in Mackinac Island, MI in my 20s. I used to be extra into fudge than leather-based!

I’ve gotten by means of, “Hey, is that
Rick?

Wow, he used to be good wanting, too!”

Or higher but, “I wasn’t positive that was
you.

Gee, you’ve actually modified!”

I truly felt fairly nice at 60 within the fall of 2019.  Sadly, the COVID epidemic was simply across the nook!

Good instances and bum instances,

I’ve seen all of them and Holy Wah!

I’m nonetheless right here.

Comfortable flannel generally,

Typically simply Pringles and PBR,

However hey, it’s nonetheless beer.

The COVID period was my final profession hurrah. I retired at 62.  And I am UP right here!

I’ve run the gamut,

 A to Z.

Three cheers and dammit,

Holy
Wah!

I obtained by means of all of those years,

And I am right here.

Lord is aware of, no less than I used to be there,

And now I am UP right here!

Look who’s right here!

I am nonetheless right here!

And UP right here!

I am going to allow you to resolve if I’ve gone to the canine at age 65 circa 2025 in Higher Michigan, in my dwelling city of Manistique!